What is the baby Jesus quote from Talladega Nights?

What is the baby Jesus quote from Talladega Nights?

Ricky Bobby : Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin’ there in your ghost manger, just lookin’ at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin’ ’bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin’ me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.

What does Ricky Bobby say about Baby Jesus?

“Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, donít even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent.” -Ricky Bobby.

How much was Baby Jesus in Talladega Nights?

Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Infant Jesus, don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. We just thank you for all the races I’ve won and the $21.2 million dollars… LOVE THAT MONEY that I have accrued over this past season.

What is Ricky Bobby thankful for?

Ricky: Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you, Jesús, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino’s, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. We hope that you can use your Baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg.

What is the prayer from Talladega Nights?

“Dear lord baby Jesus,” Ricky Bobby prays, “We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino’s, KFC and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family, my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or T.R.

What does Ricky Bobby say?

Ricky Bobby: “I hope that both of you have sons. Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented and star athletes and they have their legs taken away. I mean I pray you know that pain and that hurt.”

What version of Jesus does Ricky Bobby like the best?

And Ricky says: “Well, I like the Christmas Jesus best and I’m saying grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grownup Jesus or teenage Jesus or bearded Jesus, or whoever you want.”

Are they making a Talladega Nights 2?

Sadly, there will be no Talladega Nights sequel. But director and co-writer Adam McKay did write this hilarious Sports Illustrated piece on what became of Ricky Bobby.

What did Ricky Ricky say about Tiny Jesus?

[Ricky] ‘Dear Tiny Jesus, in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny, little fat balled up fists…Look, I like the baby version the best, do you hear me? I win the races and I get the money.’

What did Ricky Bobby pray to in Talladega Nights?

Right now, I want to show you the famous “prayer scene” from the movie where Ricky Bobby prays to “baby Jesus” and gives thanks to God for Taco Bell and Powerade. Let’s take a look at this clip to try and determine if this is the way we should pray or not.

Why did Ricky Bobby mention Powerade at each Grace?

Also due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention PowerAde at each grace, I just wanna say that PowerAde is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day and we look forward to PowerAde’s release of mystic mountain blueberry. Thank you, for all your power and your grace, Dear Baby God, Amen.’

Who is Rickey Bobby in the Ballad of Ricky Bobby?

This film tells the fictional story of a NASCAR driver named Rickey Bobby (Ferrell) who overcomes his deplorable childhood to become the best racer in the sport, only to be dethroned by European racing sensation Jean Girard (Sacha Baron Cohen).